STINKEYE:  Look sharp, stay safe.

Stinkeye is the new kid on the block, and we’re staring down the competition. We started this company because we were tired of choosing between "cheap junk" and "overpriced brands."

We are relaunching with our Model S and T safety glasses—tough, reliable, and affordable. This is just the beginning. We’re already in the lab developing the next generation of customizable eye protection. New stuff coming soon...

NOTE: "No AI actors were harmed in the making of the introduction video. They were all wearing Stinkeye glasses, obviously."